sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

(Source: hermininy, via dulect)

every-kiss-begins-with-potassium:

me: wtf why do i have acne *googles causes of acne*

google:

• lack of sleep
• not drinking enough water
• stress
• poor diet
• not enough exercise

me: lol oh

(via oknope)